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Worst Feed #1
Trash score
96/100
I am looking for : 1. Senior Frontend & Learning Platform Developer Responsible for building BLOOMI's learner-facing digital environment, including dashboards, courses, lessons, assessments, live learning, chat, coding environments and integration with the AI...
What gave it away
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · 3D Modeling & CAD · Expert
Worst Feed #2
Trash score
82/100
Looking for an AI Chatbot Developer, Fine Architects We need an experienced AI developer to build a smart, reliable chatbot for our architecture business. It should act as a virtual representative of the company answering FAQs, explaining our services, sharing...
What gave it away
The math
$5 fixed for roughly 60 hours of work.
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · AI Apps & Integration · Entry level
Worst Feed #3
Trash score
80/100
We need a freelancer to make cold calls to book meetings for our branding agency using a provided list. The ideal candidate should speak fluent English and be available during New York time zone hours. This is a part-time role focused on outreach, scheduling,...
What gave it away
Low ceiling
$6-$15/hr for an estimated 160 hours.
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Lead Generation & Telemarketing · Intermediate
Worst Feed #4
Trash score
80/100
We need a freelancer to build a Shopify website for our business. The project includes setting up the store, customizing the theme, adding products, and ensuring the site is functional and easy to use. We’re looking for someone who can create a clean, professi...
What gave it away
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Ecommerce Development · Intermediate
Worst Feed #5
Trash score
79/100
Need social media expert for IT company branding and SEO
What gave it away
Low ceiling
$5-$6/hr.
Posted 1h ago · Marketing, PR & Brand Strategy · Expert
Worst Feed #6
Trash score
78/100
Hello! Dear gasser my name is Mohamed Elbana. I am the owner of Aaa A Hvac and Plumbing in Little Rock Arkansas. I own also we fix OKC and I’m looking for a social media and marketing specialist within my hometown that can advance our social media presence and...
What gave it away
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Video & Animation · Intermediate
Worst Feed #7
Trash score
77/100
We are seeking an experienced, hands-on AI Full-Stack Engineer / Technical Lead to join us initially as a part-time contractor. For the right candidate, this role has the potential to expand into a full-time position as our software and AI development needs gr...
In their own words
AI policing
“...development workflows * AI-Assisted Development: Hands-on experience using AI coding agents and development tools such as Cursor, OpenAI Codex, and...”
Posted 1h ago · Web Development · Intermediate
Worst Feed #8
Trash score
77/100
We are seeking a highly organized, detail-oriented, and dependable **Executive Assistant & Real Estate Operations Coordinator** to provide both personal administrative support and assistance with real estate operations. The ideal candidate is a **fast learner,...
What gave it away
Low ceiling
$5-$7/hr for an estimated 10 hours.
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Virtual Assistance · Intermediate
Worst Feed #9
Trash score
74/100
I need 60 videos edited per month made on Capcut. The edits must include captions, a headline and cutting out deadspace
In their own words
Bulk output
“I need 60 videos edited per month made on Capcut. The edits must include captions, a h...”
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Video & Animation · Entry level
Worst Feed #10
Trash score
72/100
Real Estate Wholesale Cold Caller Needed Looking for an experienced cold caller to contact homeowners from my lead lists and identify motivated sellers. Requirements: * Real estate wholesaling/cold-calling experience * Fluent, clear English * Confident and con...
What gave it away
Client signal
Payment method is not verified.
Posted 1h ago · Lead Generation & Telemarketing · Intermediate